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Ian on a long term break i:Vibes Crew
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Post subject: Funny thing :) read & laugh |
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All the organs of a body were having a meeting trying to decide who was the one in charge.....
"I should be in charge" said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems so without me nothing would happen"
"I should be in charge" Said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away"
"I should be in charge" said the Stomach, "because I process food and give you all energy"
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go"
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes"
"I should be in charge" said the rectum, "because I'm resonsible for waste removal"
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got watery and the blood was toxic.
They all decided the rectum should be the boss..
the moral of the story ?
The A$$hole is usually in charge
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:03 am |
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Ami
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Quote: | The A$$hole is usually in charge |
haha, pretty good that,
wonder if that implying anything heehee
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Quote: | "I should be in charge" Said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away" |
that should be the heart, as blood aint really an organ, and it make more sense
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Tim Tim i:Vibes Crew
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lol, funny!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:53 am |
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
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Post subject: Re: Funny thing :) read & laugh |
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ferrycorstenfan wrote: | the moral of the story ?
The A$$hole is usually in charge |
hehe.. what u trying to say about stream and steven here ian ?? lol..
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 11:42 am |
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