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Trevor went from his home town Seaburn, Sunderland for the World Cup, and he was only there a few days when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an 3rd Generation English/Japanese doctor.

The doctor said, (in a Asian/Geordie accent ?!) "Take de bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put yer head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes fer ten minutes."

Trevor took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick."

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Hehe. Funny stuff... Very Happy
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Hahahaha ... better be careful with that one Razz
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you really do hate sunderland ppl dont ya Razz hehe... Laughing
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YEP......thing is though there a strange breed of people. ..very fickle and not too clever...also soft as shite when it comes to fisty cuffs....but the honest truth is that sunderland is really just a small town in durham..

we al;so hate the smoggies....bunch of 3 eyed kiddy fiddlers

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