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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise Owner
Vibes: 51.50
Joined: 27 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,506 Posts: 1434 Location: Newcastle/ Dirty leeds
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Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly
> gates.
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> St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have
to
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> put forward their case for entry.
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> Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some
> mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in
> the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with
> my
> wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be"
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> "Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"
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> Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I will
> completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the
> cherub to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will
> feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place"
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> "Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Queen Mum?"
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> The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and
> pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her
> vag, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the
> floor.
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> "Excellent, you're in" says St Peter
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> "Hold on a fecking minute" says Freddie "She didn't even say anything"
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> "Fred you know the rules," says St Peter, "A royal flush always beats a
> pair of Queens..."
well i thought it was funny
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 6:41 pm |
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Finne Phynn DJ's Assistant
Vibes: 7.53
Joined: 06 Apr 2002 Member #: 1,998 Posts: 611 Location: Netherlands
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Buhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!
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Mathew
Club Franchise Owner
Vibes: 63.09
Joined: 01 Nov 2001 Member #: 230 Posts: 1734 Location: Stoke-on-Trent, England
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LMAO... Thats very funny, yet stays very tasteful (I think) !!
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:47 pm |
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DJMiro
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Vibes: 0.00
Joined: 15 Apr 2002 Member #: 2,041 Posts: 104 Location: Bulgaria
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Whatever!!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2002 2:57 am |
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((-&E-)) Hardcore Till I Die Dumonde Addict
Vibes: 77.64
Joined: 28 Dec 2001 Member #: 1,517 Posts: 2747 Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
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hehe... quite sick really..
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Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2002 1:17 pm |
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