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Post subject: From the UK? Remember that kids show Rainbow? |
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I know I do, however, what I don't remember is the script being so full of sexual innuendo
These are taken from original Rainbow scripts, there's no way these could have been done by accident, innuendo all the way.
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The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the Otherway. Ooooh, I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit.
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other,Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera): "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle.
Zippy:"I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy:"Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;"Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers, Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:"We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."
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Disclaimer: You'll have to forgive me if this has been posted before because i'm a newbie to these forums and therefore wouldn't know
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hehe, ive heard that plenty of times, all that iffy business on rainbow, wonder if it had any effect on me as, i used to watch it all the time, would never miss it
but most of my kiddyhood was taken up by 4 main things
1) a cartoon called lost cities of gold (i think), what a cartoon, ive got too many fond memories of this
2) another cartoon, cant remeber much bout it think it was about a floating island spaceship thingy
3) thundercats, hehe, think this was most kids at that time
4) and the a-team!
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i saw that an tv offal on bbc2 about 6yrs ago...its the program with the gay darleks and other piss takes.quality. aye that zippy was a bit of lunch box lancer now u mention it......also dunno if knew but the bloke who did capitain pugwash was a kiddy fiddler...got done for it too. nonce
Mine was mainly:
button moon
rainbow
thundercats
transformers
the ewocks cartoon thing
and loads of other trippy programs
sooty and sweep
oh and that floating space ship thing was called teddy ruckspin i think....
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LOL! Thats made my day! Ive still got some rainbow videos at home, theres a DVD out now, i may have to go buy it!
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Bungle was my favourite, but now I think i'm scarred for life
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No No No, it has to be Zippy! the star of the show!
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White_Lightning Its_cider_mmm_such_lovely_cider Club Franchise Owner
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'pencilfriend.wav' erm ...
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i cant believe i used to watch such homosexual shite like that..
.. i may have to go sew the makers of rainbow for trying to screw up my childhood
i bet they wouldnt get away with it now.. altho.. im sure all four teletubies are raging homosexuals...
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2002 2:56 pm |
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is it just me or when u arrange the smillies like above it looks like its having a sh.it or being taken up the rear port of call
see what u mean, but what do u expect with a fcking name like 'rainbow' its the most gayest name invented since 'mincing' and quenton'
nevermind sueing the kunts, gassing them would be more appropriate.
the most trippy program is the magic roundabout though... the creater must have been off his tits when he made it. and that rabit what the fu.cks all that about? also that daft jak-in-the-box thing and the talkin cow?
and mr rusty the 'kiddy fiddler' who instises little girls to play on his 'magic' roundabout. sounds like a job by arsne wenger or gary glitter me thinks
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NUFC_TOP_OF_THE_LEAGUE wrote: | even the smilies are gay....whats this world coming tooo |
this gayest smilie i have ever seen is on msn the simple smiley face .. he looks soooo gay its untrue
.. gasing the makers sounds like a cool idea
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