bit of banter

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 10:34 am

Two blokes are in a pub one says to the other "the wife and me are off on our hols next week " nice one he says do me a favour and bring me a load of fags back. "no problem he says".
Two weeks go by and the bloke comes into the bar and his mate says "how was the holiday mate"
Fuc.king top fantastic in fact.
Did you bring me those fags i asked for he said. Yes no problem. There in the car. How much do i owe you then ? Er...£185 quid mate. Fu.ck me he replies where the fuck did you go on holiday ?.....

BLACKPOOL......

Above&Beyond · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 10:56 am

LOL!

very good, ps, can u pm that pic that caused such a fuss? i never got to see it! Very Happy

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 1:47 pm

lol...

he shud have asked for some porno playing cards too if he was off to blackpool Wink

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 5:21 pm

speaking of porno cards the ones in greece are fcking minging like.

when i was in kavos last year me an me mates bought a couple of packs of 'animal loving' cards and posted them under the doors in every room in our apartment block...it was funny as fcuk...we also stuck em on the menu for a restraunt down the road....the menu had 6 or seven cards of a woman giving pleasure to a donkey...mint...the owner kicked off like..had know idea it was us

Mathew · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 7:42 pm

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 8:56 pm

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Fri May 31, 2002 9:00 pm

i forgot about our gypsy/ just about every fucker in kavos/ reps shooting sessions with bb guns...pure class....

trisco · **Posted:** Sat Jun 01, 2002 1:00 pm

you've gotta love British sense of humour Laughing